R DUNN
05-01-2002, 02:35 PM
Do you have someone in your life that's just annoying? I mean like you hear from them every day talking about a bunch of nothing? Calling you? Coming over to your house? Wish they would just GO AWAY? Now we have developed a scientific formula to get rid of these people once and for all!
The secret....loan them some money!!! That's right, loan one of these people as little as $10 and you can watch the miracle of Loan-Away (tm) right before your eyes! Want them to disappear longer? Just up the dosage of Loan-Away and experience results you won't believe!!
How does it work, you ask? Well the power of Loan-Away is in the chemical reaction that takes place once your loaned money is in someone else's pocket. That's when Loan-Away's power goes to work. The person suddenly forgets your phone number, your address, and sometimes even your name! But don't take our word for it...listen to one of our satisfied customers....
"Hello, my name is R DUNN, and the power of Loan-Away has worked for me! I had so called friends that were gonna "pay me right back". When I used your formula and gave them money, you would think I lived on Mars now! Haven't heard from 'em since...Thanks Loan-Away!"
That's right people, act now and we'll throw in the free book "Excuses Niggas Will Use". It explains in detail what to look out for when people want money, such as the famous "light bill due" and "put up my bond" excuses and when to use Loan-Away on them. A must have!!!
Phone lines are open!!!! ACT NOW!!!!!!
(sarcasm intended)
[ 05-01-2002: Message edited by: R DUNN ]
The secret....loan them some money!!! That's right, loan one of these people as little as $10 and you can watch the miracle of Loan-Away (tm) right before your eyes! Want them to disappear longer? Just up the dosage of Loan-Away and experience results you won't believe!!
How does it work, you ask? Well the power of Loan-Away is in the chemical reaction that takes place once your loaned money is in someone else's pocket. That's when Loan-Away's power goes to work. The person suddenly forgets your phone number, your address, and sometimes even your name! But don't take our word for it...listen to one of our satisfied customers....
"Hello, my name is R DUNN, and the power of Loan-Away has worked for me! I had so called friends that were gonna "pay me right back". When I used your formula and gave them money, you would think I lived on Mars now! Haven't heard from 'em since...Thanks Loan-Away!"
That's right people, act now and we'll throw in the free book "Excuses Niggas Will Use". It explains in detail what to look out for when people want money, such as the famous "light bill due" and "put up my bond" excuses and when to use Loan-Away on them. A must have!!!
Phone lines are open!!!! ACT NOW!!!!!!
(sarcasm intended)
[ 05-01-2002: Message edited by: R DUNN ]