God, these movies sucked!

[R DUNN]

Ok, I mostly sit around all day and nite watching movies on cable or DVD. Man I just saw the WORST two movies I've seen in a long time.
#1 - Pootie Tang
Chris Rock is a genius at comedy but this piece of garbage is pathetic. There is NOTHING funny in this movie. I WANTED to laugh....I waited...and waited. It was so bad I thought it was just purposely that dumb for them to say 'gotcha' or something at the end.

#2 - Jeepers Creepers
Horror flick that started off cool with an eerie plot that gets you interested. Then the dumb stuff happens. The whole movie is full of these 2 white kids doing everything to just try to get killed. You know like this guy dumps bodies down this tunnel as they drive by...they're like "let's go check it out". They can't see down the tunnel so "I gotta get a better look". Now all this time this demon guy is after them, but instead of breaking town they stay there all day trying to get "help". Made me mad...like when you're at the movies and you just wanna scream out loud at the dumbass that will purposely go thru the door they ain't supposed to or decide "not to worry about that sound that could be the killer". Pissed me off! Imagine that feeling thru the whole movie and that's what you have...

Anyway stay far away from these two flicks....this has been a public service announcement of the Movies That Suck Commission. Thank you. Anyone that wishes to join this commission and add any more advice as to other movies that bite please do so at this time.

[Marcus]

Dunn:
You are oh so right about Jeepers Creepers, that had to be the worst horror flick of all time (Jason X might beat that one, but we'll have to wait til April) I didnt see Pootie Tang, I might just wait til it comes on FOX.

So far 2002 has seen it's worst film of the year, and the award goes to..............QUEEN OF THE DAMNED!, that movie absolutly sucked beyond the point of sucktivity, and Aaliyah was in the movie maybe 20-25 minutes, they mad it seem like the movie was based around her and it really wasnt. But like the previous paragraph, Jason X might beat that one also.

[Tariq]

dunn why don't u start a movie revue section so we don't have to waste 2hrs of life on these garbage movies like ginger snaps,Titanic,the Mummy,Ghost of Mars,In too deep to name a few

[Lilx]

Yes Jeepers Creepers was the absolute worst.
I couldn't wait for these 2 dumb asses especially the brother to get killed, and his dumb ass sister for following him. If I would have been in the movie it would lasted ummm maybe 5 min. This movie will have you on the edge the whole time because you will get so pissed off about the dumb things they are doing where you just wanna kill them yourself. Save yourself of high blood pressure

[Ice-out]

I feel you on that jeepers creepers movie. that shit was a waste of a rental. And i knew that pootie tang movie was going to be trash. It's hard to make a movie out of a skit. Can you imagine Eddie murphy trying to make a 90 minute film about gumby? Queen of the damned, the first 20 minutes or so was cool. then it plumited faster than young mc's rap career.

[jimmyshoe]

Dawg, I watched 20 minutes of Jeepers Creepers and had to turn it off. The sister-brother thing started off weak. The plot just got sickening as the movie went on. I was just hoping he'd kill the dumb ass kids and end the movie.

Now, a good movie is John Q. It was pretty tight. And, I don't know how many people like Woody Allen, but his latest, "Curse of the Jade Scorpian" is really good. Check 'em out and let me know what you think.

[Tony Soprano]

:o i liked queen of the damned. sure it wasnt based around aaliyah but be real, was romeo must die based around aaliyah. and was she the best actress in that. she did a hell of a lot better in QOTD. its about vampires its not gonna be ultimate theatre. i think it probably is a better book than a movie but it still was entertaining. the special effects wasnt great but it worked for the flick. the worst thing about the whole movies is the question thats on everybodies mind when they leave the theatre...
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH AALIYAH'S WALK :(

[Marcus]

Even though the movie wasnt based around her, the commercial made it seem like it was going to be, that didnt even matter, the movie just sucked. I wasnt the only one in the theatre that was bored, I almost fell asleep and I wasnt even tired.

[Ice-out]

I caught myself looking at my watch while i was watching queen of the damned. The walk was silly. shit, i thought she was a zombie not a vampire. the film fell short of the first anne rice based movie. The effects in the first was a lot better, and the movie just made since. The movie had me hoping for a guest apperance of Blade. so he could just killl all of them and get the movie over with.