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Da Realness
03-05-2004, 11:27 PM
thought I should post this here too:
when we say, she's got a nice ass, this is what we mean...jacking a thread that was jacked..

Below, look at that NATURAL LIFT these asses have. They are NOT sloppy or flat. These asses are real APPLE BOTTOMS-->
with a ROUND TOP of the ass as well as BOTTOM of the ass.

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/applebottom.jpg

Most chicks have droopy, sloppy asses with a collection of ass at the buttom of the ass like below
That's HALF of an ass! That's not an apple bottom but it seems a lot of you think that's a nice ass.

http://www.assmatrix.com/crashass/1.jpg

Here's an example of an applebottom: See how it resembles and apple? Stop confusing the two!

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/see.jpg

Here's how to know if you've spotted a nice ass (APPLE BOTTOM). They look like THESE, people! See how these asses have NATURAL LIFT? Not dragging on the back of their thighs or crammed in between their thighs

See the curves on these NON-FLAT bottoms? !

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/a.jpg

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/vid.jpg

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/swill.jpg

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/dabubble.jpg


Complete Ass! See the curvature on top and on the bottom of her ass? Can't compare to this! It's like two basketballs! AMEN, G-ZUS! Check the Brasilian chick to the right! This is how your girl should aspire to be.


http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/f1.jpghttp://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/illstance.jpg


http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/thickness.jpg
^^^^^^Realness luvs this.^^^^^^^^


Continued below

Da Realness
03-05-2004, 11:28 PM
Wouldn't let me post everything in one post so I'm breaking it down.

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/pasha.jpg

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/o.jpg


Natural Brasilian ass! These chicks don't play when it comes to ass! They take PRIDE in having a nice ass. The rest of the world's ladies could take a lesson in humanities from these ladies. lol

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/beautiful.jpg

Now let's break down the science of the CURVES we see. You do the math and tell me if you see ass with these types of shapes.


http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/c.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is just dangerous, how is a man supposed to last on that (Realness)




http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/d.jpg

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/i.jpg


http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/k.jpg

continued below

Da Realness
03-05-2004, 11:33 PM
Part 3...

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/e.jpg

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/n.jpg

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/vida2med.jpg

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/g.jpg


And Now for the Apple Bottom of 2003!!!! VIDA GUERRA!

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload/m.jpg

CO
03-06-2004, 01:00 AM
DAMN. that's a nice class man. i enjoyed

J.Q.
03-07-2004, 03:19 PM
yeah i gotta concur w/ my man i enjoyed the class but i need 2 know when will u be teaching pussyology??

J
03-07-2004, 11:19 PM
Yeh, some of those lessons looked like test studies! Notify us next time such studies take place!

Da Realness
03-08-2004, 01:24 PM
Glad y'all liked the class and to people on the outside looking in not making thier presense known(lurkers), when your assology grade start to fall, we'll all know why.

Sizz
03-09-2004, 11:49 PM
I have some hommies that need to take this class, cause that got the "nice azz" thing all messed up.

T Rock
03-10-2004, 06:24 PM
DAMN!!!!

willannem
06-23-2004, 05:10 PM
Thank you for set'n it strait. Yeah, I'm late, but who the hell cares. When does the 102 class start?

tinkerbell609
06-24-2004, 09:51 PM
does anyone know who started the assmatrix site? how did you find it realness? :)

Da Realness
06-25-2004, 06:29 PM
LOL@willannem

Originally posted by tinkerbell609
does anyone know who started the assmatrix site? how did you find it realness? :)

I found it in another forum, I don't know who owns that site...why? you wanna contribute to it?

tinkerbell609
06-25-2004, 08:01 PM
lol

tinkerbell609
06-25-2004, 08:02 PM
how do you contribute? I didnt see any visible contact information.

starchyld
06-25-2004, 10:46 PM
real you a trip but u preachin tho lol..... makes me think back to my boys on the yard they use to go on about this all night

Alone
06-27-2004, 02:36 AM
I'm ready for Assology 214. I'm impressed!

Lennox
06-29-2004, 07:40 PM
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice i know i'm late as hell but umm i like them apples . . .

peegepe
07-31-2004, 03:56 PM
U can teach that class around da world. U hit that right on the money. Babies got back and I can't not lie.

Two thumbs up for u man. U didn't have one that was disappointed. U should put da Williams sister on there twice.

( Ass Ass Ass and more Ass Ass.:)

BamCan
08-02-2004, 08:05 PM
Damn...Always love a class with visual aids....can I get an Amen for Seren Williams!?!?!? Now thats ass